Cheater Spanker

Cheater spanker is always looking for naughty players, so hacked clients may get you spanked from the server.

Many hacked Minecraft clients have malware hidden inside. It’s scary how many people have their OS compromised.

Use caution when installing any game modifications, and only use content from trusted sources.

Cheater Spanker Detection

If you see this message you're either very probably a cheater, or there might be a bug somewhere.

If you haven't cheated, please report a bug. Otherwise please don't cheat.

You will never be permanently spanked unless you do bad stuff.

Reporting Bad Potatoes

Suspecting a cheater? Fill this report form and we’ll investigate.

Naughty Plea

Due to repeated cheating or other infractions, spanking time may increase indefinitely. Filling ban appeal may be helpful.